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I love the FedEx driver, 'cause he's a drug dealer, and he don't even know it.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sladey, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged drug , fedex , deli , mitch hedberg  - Current Score: 213 - Added: 1 month ago

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...Rohypnol(TM).I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged rohypnol , drug , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 109 - Added: 7 months ago

Viagra and Prozac have just launched a new drug together.

Apparently, if you don't get a fuck, you won't give a fuck.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged prozac , fuck , drug  - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year ago

So the British government has finally paid damages to the victims of the thalidomide drug.

OK, the money is on the table...but they'll never get their hands on it.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by zynaps, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged government , drug , thalidomide  - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 week ago

Social Services have been round to take my son off me.

Apparently I misunderstood; A child needs lots of TLC, not THC.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by petejtool, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cannabis , tlc , thc , pot , weed , smoking , drugs , drug , children , child , tender loving care , tetrahydrocannabinol  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians?

Its called Trydicagain.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , rug muncher , gay , doctor , drug  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?




A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , drug , crack  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

I've been thinking about taking drugs for along time now, so I decided to call Frank.

But he offered me terrible prices.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by max the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged drug  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago

I woke up in a hospital after taking 5g of cocaine last night.

The dealer caught up with me and kicked my head in.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged stealing , drug , cocaine  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago

If at first you don't succeed,
Drug her drink then make her bleed.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by markybritton, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged succeed , first , drug , drink , bleed  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

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