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| *Here you go America! This one's for you. AND you'll be able to understand it!* Yo momma's so fat... she must be American. |    |
Joke by Desired Username, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , momma , fat , obese , dumb , cunts - Current Score: 245 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words. The Lord's prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. The 10 Commandments: 179 words. The Gettysburg address: 286 words. The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged usa , dumb , words , bandwagon , ameriva , government - Current Score: 215 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a joke about Americans. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "no, don't do that. I'm American." The guide looked at him and said, "that's okay, we'll explain it to you afterwards." | |
Joke by kinjoker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged dumb , americans , bus , joke - Current Score: 191 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get for Christmas? Cancer. What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for her birthday? Raped. What do you do after you have raped a blind, deaf and dumb girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell mummy. What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl get next Christmas? She didn't make it. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged blind , deaf , dumb , girl , dead , rape , raped , fingers , christmas , birthday , cancer - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| When the police arrest a deaf and dumb person, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged deaf , dumb , police , silent , arrest , tell - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 month ago
| Overheard today at the airport check in desk, from a loud American couple- " Ma'm, are you sure it is still safe to fly to Atlanta? Only we hear that the Russians have been attacking Georgia." | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , american , georgia , usa , russia , dumb , airport - Current Score: 68 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What do you call a female chav with two brain cells? Pregnant. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , pregnant , female , stupid , thick , dumb - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blonde , ransom , money , thick , stupid , dumb , boy , kidnap - Current Score: 59 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| Blonde takes her broken down car for repair. The mechanic fixes it in two minutes. "Just shit in the air filter" he says. Blonde says "How often do I have to do that?" | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blonde , dumb , car , shit , crap , mechanic - Current Score: 41 - Added: 9 months ago
| What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl call her dog? Eeeuuuurrrrhhhh! | |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , deaf , dumb , retard , retarded , dog , pet , girl - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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