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| My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist. Right when I needed her the most! |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged dump , wife , girlfriend , dumped , broke , broken , wrist , wank , wanker - Current Score: 267 - Added: 5 months ago
| A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home, it's there. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, it's there. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?" "Yes, why?" asks his wife. "Put the cunt on," he says, "I'm fucking lost." | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Jokes with no home > Cat - Tagged cat , wife , man , dump - Current Score: 184 - Added: 5 months ago
| My wife is so illogical. Last week she threw me out of the house, crying hysterically and calling me an 'animal'. Now I ask you, how many animals have you ever known to lie on the living room floor masturbating while a Brazilian transsexual takes a dump on the coffee table above? | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged masturbation , transsexual , dump , wife - Current Score: 90 - Added: 6 months ago
| All my adult life I have dumped all of my girlfriends the exact same way. But not always in the same place. The canal got CCTV after 4 of them were found | |
Joke by Muzza2k, in Sex and shit > Asthma - Tagged canal , dump - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Whats the only good thing about Bradford ? The Road leading out of it! | |
Joke by horsemolester, in Jokes with no home > Bradford - Tagged smelly , filthy , dump - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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