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| My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist. Right when I needed her the most! |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged dump , wife , girlfriend , dumped , broke , broken , wrist , wank , wanker - Current Score: 267 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why is managing Chelsea like having an ungrateful girlfriend? Because no matter how many times you come second, you still get dumped. | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged chelsea , cup , cum , dumped - Current Score: 41 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| A man comes running into his house "I'VE WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!" His wife is extatic, "OH MY GOD!! REALLY!?" "Yeah pack up some clothes honey" "Should I pack for cold or warm weather?" she asks him. "I don't care honey JUST FUCKING GET OUT!" | |
Joke by RENEGADEPSYCHO, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged win , lottery , dumped , won , pack , packing - Current Score: 29 - Added: 11 months ago
| Shannon Matthew's Step-Dad has recently suffered an even more humiliating fate than being arrested for Child Porn. Being dumped by Karen Matthews. | |
Joke by cam_sampbell, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , chris meeham , dumped , karen matthews , humiliating , stepdad - Current Score: 22 - Added: 7 months ago
| This is for you, Sarah: I'm available. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , gash tl , dumped - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
| My girlfriend just said, "you remind me of my ex". I said, "Why's that then?" She said, "you're dumped as well" | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Dumped - Tagged dumped , girlfriend , ex - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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