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| I, for one, much prefer the Austrian version of Big Brother. |    |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged dungeon , fritzl , big brother - Current Score: 122 - Added: 3 months ago
| Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house's Cellair In west Austria born and raised ******* my daughter is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and building incest dungeons underneath my pool I took three kids out cuz they were all good told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood. I ****** just one of my daughters the police got scared But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair. They called the partyvan and when it got near The license plate said "AUSTRIA" and it had dice in the mirror "you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare," I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!" She crawled out the house after 7 offspring And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak German!" But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs, so come and party with me, in my second Cellair. | |
Joke by Zappa88, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , dungeon , incest - Current Score: 88 - Added: 4 months ago
| News just in Elisabeth Fritzl has been disqualified from the international hide and seek championship after it was discovered that she had received help from her father. | |
Joke by thebossman, in Celebrity and news events > Girl In Cellar - Tagged elisabeth fritzl , austrian girl , trapped in cellar , dungeon , austrian , fritzl - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
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