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| Isn't Sickipedia fucking brilliant...! It's the only place in the world that you can happily make jokes about blind, dyslexic, autistic, quadriplegic and sexually abused five-year-old girls all day long... ...but you face moral outrage if you dare to duplicate an old joke... |    |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , duplicate , quadriplegic , dyslexic , autistic , abused - Current Score: 920 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread... 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com | |
Joke by Chuckie F, in Jokes with no home > WWW. Sites - Tagged online companies , misread , duplicate , untrue - Current Score: 139 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| Her Diary :- He was a bit quiet and withdrawn this evening, even when we went to bed he said nothing. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, after a while we made love before drifting off to sleep. His Diary :- Fucking gutted, England lost, got a shag though | |
Joke by Bitch tits, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged england , his and hers , duplicate - Current Score: 93 - Added: 4 months ago
| A bank robber walks up to one of his hostages and asks, "Did you see my face?" The hostage replies, "Yes." The robber takes aim and shoots the man in the head. He turns to the next man. "And did you see my face?" "No, but my wife did!" | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bank , robber , wife , duplicate - Current Score: 68 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged duplicate - Current Score: 66 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| A Welshman, an Irishman, a Paki, Jimmy Carr, two lesbians, a Jew and my neighbour's nine-year-old daughter walk into a bar. The barman screams, "DUPLICATE!" And then he says something bad about Americans. | |
Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Jokes with no home > duplicate - Tagged duplicate , stupid gayass joke , bar , jimmy carr , lesbian - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| My wife and I are both avid fans of Sickipedia, and have been reading the site for some time. Just to let you all know the good news; this morning, she gave birth to our beautiful baby girls, identical twins. I'm happy to announce that Mother, our first born, 'Sarah-Jane' and our second-born, 'DUPLICATE YOU FUCKING DONKEY COCK-SUCKER' are all healthy and well. See you at the Christening! | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , duplicate , twins - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| Old Macdonald was dyslexic, E O E O I | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged old macdonald , dyslexic , eieio , duplicate , billy connolly - Current Score: 56 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| A Travellers wedding ends in a riot, the police arrest 20 for affray. The next day in court the judge asks the best man his version of events....... Judge: So then , please tell me your side of the story. BM: well your honour, it is travellers tradition for the best man to have the 1st dance with the bride, which i did....... ok i admit i was dancing very close to her but then suddenly out of knowwhere the groom runs at us and kicks his bride in the pussy Judge: Gosh says the judge that must of hurt.. BM: Hurt.... he broke 3 of my fingers ! | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Fingering - Tagged wedding , cunt , duplicate , pikies - Current Score: 49 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why did the Hitler joke get deleted? Because it was a Jew-plicate. | |
Joke by jonnyraftery, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged jonnyraftery , jew , hitler , sickipedia , duplicate - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
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