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| A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man and says, "Excuse me, sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know, what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?" To which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD". She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers, "I've got a magazine", and she notes down his answer. She then approaches a third man and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers, "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why. "I'm bathing the kids." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , wank , masturbate , wanking , kids , kid , children , bath , bathing , soap , magazine , porn , hand , tv , dvd , remote , survey - Current Score: 342 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A guy in the pub said to me, "want to buy a DVD with a bloke up a bird right to his elbow?" I said, "too right!" Got home, dropped my trollies round my ankles in readiness, and it was Rod Hull and Emu! | |
Joke by ben dover, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged rod hull , emu , dvd , pub - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up Hollywood. | |
Joke by analcake, in Celebrity and news events > Johnny Depp - Tagged pirates , pirate , dvd , hollywood , of , the , carribean - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months ago
| the three bears came home from thier morning stroll mother bear said "somebodys been eating my porridge" baby bear said "and somebodys been eating my porridge" father bear said "never mind the porridge wheres the fuckin dvd gone" | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bears , porridge , dvd - Current Score: 9 - Added: 7 months ago
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