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Being a dyslexic at school, my English teacher always used to insult my grammar. I said, "you never even met her."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexic , gramma , granma , english , insult , dyslexia  - Current Score: 221 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago

I got an email from my mate this morning asking if I want to go to the Reading festival.

I told the rude bastard to fuck off! He knows I'm dyslexic!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged reading , dyslexic , dyslexia , email  - Current Score: 178 - Added: 3 months ago

New website for people with dyslexia.

www.dailysex.com		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , anagram , dailysex  - Current Score: 158 - Added: 4 months ago

Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen.

The first say's "Can you smell Gas?"

The second replies "I can't even smell my own name!!"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , gas , smell  - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C,"he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by warickhunt, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged mate , cancer , dyslexia , doctor  - Current Score: 151 - Added: 8 months ago

I'm sick of these people who keep posting jokes about dyslexia.
It's not big and it's not furry.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , jokes , not furry  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 week ago

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt".

It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by erniehill, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexic , dyslexia , thick cunt , anagram  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 3 months ago

My boss told me off yesterday for bad teamwork skills. He said, "there is no 'i' in team."

I got him fired for discriminating against me for having dyslexia.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by aule, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged no i in team , dyslexia , fired  - Current Score: 131 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago

I've heard some experts descibe dyslexia as a condition where sufferers become confused about "the order of things".
Now I'm a bit worried my wife might have dyslexia, last night she asked me to wash the dishes.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pally76, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , dishes  - Current Score: 79 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Puman, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexic , one liners , dyslexia , bar  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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