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Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain, is there? I say, next time they have one, fuck em!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged earthquake , paki , sand , niggers , crap , fuck em  - Current Score: 465 - Added: 6 months ago

The Chinese earthquake two weeks ago measured 7.9 on the Richter scale and killed 60,000 people. Yesterdays aftershock measured 5.8, and 400 people were injured.

Sequels are never as good as the originals, are they?
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Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , earthquake , richter scale , sequels  - Current Score: 170 - Added: 3 months ago

Some positive news from China after the recent earthquake. They are confident that they will have the largest team at this year's paralympicsI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gordonbennet, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , paralympics , earthquake  - Current Score: 166 - Added: 3 months ago

So I guess now we can see what happens when everyone in China jumps at the same time...

[Reference to 2008 earthquake]
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Joke by randycandy, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , earthquake , jump , population  - Current Score: 115 - Added: 3 months ago

Searching for survivors after an earthquake in Pakistan, rescuers hear a noise from a pile of rubble.

A frail Paki voice shouts, "don't go, we're still open."
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Joke by the entertainer, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged pakistan , earthquake , shop  - Current Score: 91 - Added: 2 months ago

I hear that they've found the source of the China earthquake.
Believed to have been caused by a group of American tourists doing an aerobic class.
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Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged yanks , china , chinese , americans , fat , earthquake , racism , o  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months ago

Identifying the bodies in the Chinese earthquake is proving time consuming,

Everytime a new Chinaman is unearthed, a chrous of "That's him!" is heard from all anxious relatives of the missing.
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Joke by Mazzykins, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , chinese , earthquake , lookalikes  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago

I just watched a documentary film about an eathquake in Iran.

Thousands of Muslims died.

I like a film with a happy ending.
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Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged earthquake , iran  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 weeks ago

The Chinese had designs to make their buildings earthquake-proof, but there were too many chinks in them...I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged chinese , earthquake , chinks , 8 ace  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago

You can't beat a good old Chinese earthquake joke.

Brings the house down every time.
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Joke by GIZZARD, in Celebrity and news events > Earthquakes - Tagged earthquake  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago

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