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| A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > puking - Tagged food , mouse , eating - Current Score: 119 - Added: 11 months ago
| How come anorexia is an eating disorder? I would have said it was a 'not eating' disorder. | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged slimming , eating , illness , skinny - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago
| The Korean Canine Society has launched its festive campaign. The slogan is "A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well." | |
Joke by timbucks, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , korea , eating - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months ago
| My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie. I didn't know who to call first, the police or an ambulance. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged police , ambulance , eating , burglar , wife , left , over , pie - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 day ago
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