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| Adam was roaming around the Garden of Eden making up names for all the animals that were there. He also noticed that there were two kinds of each species - male and female. And he also noticed that most of the animals were mating and seemed to be enjoying this very much. So, he went to his special place and called out in a loud voice, "Hey, God!". And a loud booming voice replied, "Yes, Adam". Adam: "Hey, God - There's an awful lot of animals down here." God: "Yes, Adam - I have created many species and I trust you have not run out of names for them." Adam: "No, that's not the problem. But, I have noticed that there are two kinds of each species." God: "Yes, Adam. One kind is male and the other is female." Adam: "Hey, God - why is there a male and a female of each species ?" God: "So they can mate and procreate. This will ensure the continuation of the species." Adam: "Hey, God." God: (sigh) "Yes, Adam." Adam: "Which am I?" God: "You, Adam, are a male." Adam: "Hey, God, I've noticed that most of the animals are mating --- and they seem to be really enjoying themselves. If it isn't too much trouble, do you think...maybe,....I could..." God: "All right, Adam. The time has come for me to provide you with a mate. Go lie down and when you have fallen asleep, I will create your mate." So, Adam leaves his special place, finds a patch of soft grass under a tree, lies down, and falls asleep. Some time later he awakes (possibly due to a slight pain in his side) and heads immediately to his special place. Adam: "Hey, God." God: "Yes, Adam." Adam:"Hey, God - did you remember to do what you promised ?" God: "Yes, Adam. While you were sleeping I created for you a mate. Her name is Eve. You will find her in the bushes near the place where you were sleeping." Adam rushes off to find Eve in the bushes. A few minutes later he is back at his special place, calling ... Adam: "Hey, God." God: "Yes, Adam." Adam: "What's a headache?" |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged god , adam , eve , eden , sex , lost the will to live reading this - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If you believe in creation as proposed in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated. This is surely proof that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden. | |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Adam And Eve - Tagged creation , eden , alabama - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
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