Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Page 1 of 4 - Next Page
| The votes have been counted; Robert Mugabe is now the president of America. |    |
Joke by offended?, in Celebrity and news events > Elections - Tagged robert mugabe , usa , election - Current Score: 234 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Now that there are so many Americans using Sickipedia, does that mean the jokes with the most votes won't actually win? | |
Joke by STomlinson, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , election , bush - Current Score: 195 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| What's big, white and smells of fried chicken. The White House after the election. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged barack obama , fried chicken , america , white house , election , black , obama - Current Score: 122 - Added: 1 month ago
| Sources in America have stated that the popularity of presidential candidate John McCain has declined severely since the voting public were told that he is not an Oven Chips manufacturer. | |
Joke by DDJ, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged america , obama , mccain , election , chips , fat bastards - Current Score: 71 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| At the Zimbabwe election, opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai has admitted he's been beaten. He's got three cracked ribs and a fractured skull! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged election , zimbabwe , mugabe , boogaloo - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| John McCain lost the election the moment he picked Sarah Palin as his running partner... She's such a good joke, the fucking Americans voted her down. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > John McCain - Tagged president , election , americans , sickipedia , sarah palin , mccain , votes - Current Score: 36 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I really hope Obama get's in. Think how bad you'd feel knocking off your grandmother and it being all for nothing.. | |
Joke by qwertylos, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged grandmother , obama , barack obama , election , usa - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I've heard people dubbing Sarah Palin a 'Post Turtle'. The term apparently comes from when your driving down the road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on the top, thats a 'Post Turtle'. You know she didnt get there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what the fuck to do whilst up there and you just wonder what fucking dumb cunt stuck her up there to begin with. | |
Joke by jafrfcj, in Celebrity and news events > Sarah Palin - Tagged sarah palin , election , republican , usa , yanks - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago
| The Zimbabwean election really has become a general election.........as it's the generals who decide who gets elected. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , robert mugabe , twat , general , election , morgan tvarasravsuirei - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's better than being President of the United States? Being white. | |
Joke by oddball_o, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged president , white , barack , obama , election , black , white - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago
Page 1 of 4 - Next Page
Custurd spent 0.16ms doing 12 queries and 0.09s processing. She's 1.01% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel