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| A bloke working on the buses taking fares pushes one of his passengers off the bus and kills him. At the trial he is found guilty of murder and is sentenced to the electric chair. As a last meal he asks for a bunch of green bananas, which he duly eats. They sit him down, plug him in a send a million volts through him. When the smoke clears he is sitting there, right as rain. Checking through the statutes the governor finds he has no choice but to release him. The chap goes back to his job on the buses and lo and behold allows another passenger to fall to his death. Once again he is found guilty and sentenced to death. At the prison he, again, asks for a bunch of green bananas, which he duly recieves and scoffs down. In the chair again and this time he is zapped with 2 million volts. Smoke clears and bugger me there he sits, right as rain. As before he goes back to his old job. Through a combination of stupidity and sheer malice he, yet again, allows another passenger to fall to their death (under a train at that, it was quite nasty really!) The judge has no choice but to find him guilty and off he goes to the chair. As you may have guessed he asks for his bunch of green bananas (getting predictable now) Eats them, gets strapped in, 3 million volts and yep, he's right as rain. The executioner, who is really pissed off by now, approaches him and asks what the secret is, is it (as he suspects) the green bananas that save his life. "No" replies the prisoner "I'm just a bad conductor!" |    |
Joke by Chuckie F, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged conductor , bus , banannas , electric , chair - Current Score: 113 - Added: 7 months ago
| I get my gas from the Electric Co. and I get my electric from the Gas Board. My phone comes through a television company and I pay my water rates to a firm at the other end of the country. So I went to the Town Hall to opt out of my local Council Tax, and into this new, free Scottish Council Tax. No fucking chance! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged scottish , council , tax , electric , gas - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
| Whats blue and twitches from electric shocks? Stephen Hawking after a flood. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , flood , twitch , electric - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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