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Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
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Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged noddy , big ears , elephants , ransom  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep!!

Why do elephants have long trunks?

Because sheep don't have string!!
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Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged tampons , elephants , sheep , string  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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