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| A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!!” |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged elevator , black , white , big dude - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "what is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, "go and get your mother." | |
Joke by rampant, in Religion and racism > Amish - Tagged amish , elevator - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| I rushed into an elevator last night, the doors were just about to close when this fat hairy hand shot right in and opened the doors. Out of the shadows the silhouette of a hunchback appeared, and with it emerged a foul woman who stumbled in and stood beside me, the smell of urine was overpowering making me gag, her bloodshot eyes and frothy mouth made me shudder and i thought to myself, How the fuck did I end up married to her? | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , elevator , hunchback - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I used to have a job operating an elevator. It had its ups and downs... | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged job , elevator , ups , downs - Current Score: 12 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago
| Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck, with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly, "together, together, together." | |
Joke by maddie, in Jokes with no home > Blonde - Tagged blonde , together , elevator - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 month ago
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