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| George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of the Wizard of Oz. its called Swallow the Yellow thick load |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton , george , oz , swallow - Current Score: 207 - Added: 9 months, 22 days ago
| Hats off for Elton John: fantastic on the piano; however, he sucked on the organ. | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged organ , sucked , piano , elton - Current Score: 45 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral? Coz hes the only Queen that gave a fuck! | |
Joke by AethorX, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton , john , queen , princess , diana , fuck , aethorx - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months ago
| I Think Elton John should be the new coach of England football team. Imagine the motivational speech: "LOSE THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU'LL HAVE ME ON YOUR ARSE!' | |
Joke by Lemon, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton , boss , england , football , john - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year ago
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