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| I got an email from my mate this morning asking if I want to go to the Reading festival. I told the rude bastard to fuck off! He knows I'm dyslexic! |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged reading , dyslexic , dyslexia , email - Current Score: 178 - Added: 3 months ago
| Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action. Eager to please, I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while | |
Joke by Karnorjax1138, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , sexist , internet , email - Current Score: 84 - Added: 9 months ago
| I used to think my friend had O.C.D as he kept sending me the same email 100 times...Turns out he just had Parkinson's. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > O.c.d. - Tagged parkinsons , email , ocd - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months ago
| I know linking to jokes isn't perhaps the done thing, but if you haven't had this viral appear in your inbox yet, you're really missing out: http://tinyurl.com/6osqq5 Priceless. ITS A SPY SITE << No it's not you jumped-up pillock. It's a smaller url to a jpg. Here's the original: http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/BlogCoops/Can_I_Have_My_Spider_Back1.jpg Happy now? Twat. | |
Joke by babyballoon, in Jokes with no home > Email - Tagged spider , email , money - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 days ago
| I just got an email that said I should vote for John McCain because he was in a Vietnamese prison for 5 years, so I replied back saying yeah but so was Gary Glitter and I'm not going to vote for him either | |
Joke by kensai1230, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged yankee cunts , vietnamese prisons , gary glitter , email - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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