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| Recent research has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill themself because they won't have a corner to cry in. |    |
Joke by juiceloop, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , suicide , gay , tight jeans - Current Score: 245 - Added: 5 days ago
| When I look at an emo, I don't see one person, I see two disappointed parents. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , parents , jimmy carr - Current Score: 88 - Added: 6 months ago
| How many emos does it take to change a light bulb? 1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry. Or 2: Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , lightbulb , light bulb , dark , cry , poem - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| I love my emo niece - every time I go round her house she welcomes me with open arms. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , niece , cutting - Current Score: 72 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I thought I'd try being an emo this week but I just couldn't cut it. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , cutting - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 month ago
| An emo walks into a large homosexual gathering. Better known as a My Chemical Romance concert. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , my chemical romance , gay , homosexual , concert - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| How do you cut an emo sandwich? You don't need to, it cuts itself. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged sandwich , emo , cut , selfharm , cutting - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| I believe London just keeps getting better. Teenagers used to stay in and cut themselves... Now at least they're *interacting*. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , knives , london stabbings , emos , emo , teenagers , moob , selfharm - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've just bought some of that new Emo turf from B&Q. This grass will cut itself. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , grass , cut - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
| Emo cake The cake that cuts itself | |
Joke by J111STRX8, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , cake , cuts , itself - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
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