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| What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Shut down by the RSPCA. |    |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged rspca , kangaroo , sheep , animal cruelty , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 157 - Added: 6 months ago
| Steve Irwin died the way he lived With animals in his heart | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Steve Irwin - Tagged steve irwin , heart , stingray , animals , beastiality , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 141 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Did you hear about the Pakistani who bought an odour-eater? It ate him. | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , odour , smelly poo poo , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the most depressing day for a child in Birmingham? Go to work with your dad day. | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Scousers - Tagged unemployment , child , fathers day , dad , work , birmingham , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 82 - Added: 2 months ago
| Haven't you found it ironic that Americans have been comparing George Bush to a chimp for the past 8 years and now they are going to replace him with a monkey | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , obama , george bush , president , presidential race , monkey , chimp , chimps , niggers , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 79 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I'm married to a disabled lady. I know she'll never leave me. I took the wheels off her chair. | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged marriage , disabled , wheelchair , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 67 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic? To get away from America | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Chickens - Tagged chicken , chickens , america , americans , american , road , cross , atlantic , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| How do you know if your newspaper is upside down? Tottenham are at the top of the table | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , englishwhiteboy , tottenham , tottenham hotspur , juande ramos - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Madeleine McCann? Heath Ledger wasn't meant to have the whole pack of sleeping pills | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , heath ledger , sleep , sleeping pills , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 39 - Added: 9 months, 29 days ago
| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here." | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged jesus , god , women , men , sexist , heaven , hell , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year ago
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