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| What do you call an epileptic person in a wheelchair? A Transformer! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged epilepsy , wheelchair , transformer - Current Score: 260 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was sat on a bus with a mate and he told me the following joke: What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing. The guy behind us leaned over and said, "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit." We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said, "He choked on a sock." | |
Joke by zozo, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , laundry , die - Current Score: 241 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I went to the doctors today and he told me I had epilepsy. I nearly had a fit. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy - Current Score: 126 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you call a good-looking epileptic ? Fit. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epileptic , epilepsy - Current Score: 112 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago
| What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic! | |
Joke by Puman, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged dead , death , one liners , epilepsy , epileptic - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a group of epileptics in a bowl? Seizure Salad! | |
Joke by JohnnyReno1777, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , seizure , salad - Current Score: 30 - Added: 10 months ago
| Didn't think my mate would get another job when he was diagnosed with epilepsy. But apparently it qualifies him as a carpet fitter. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , carpet - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged epilepsy - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How do you make an epileptic fit? Lubricant. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , lubricant - Current Score: 16 - Added: 7 months ago
| I went out with a girl for the first time the other night. We went clubbing and had a great time, she was going crazy on the dance floor. It was only when the lights came on I realised she was epileptic. | |
Joke by day_merchant, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , clubbing , dance , disability - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 week ago
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