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| I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged entrance , robbed , frank carson , exit , escape , robbery , irish , ireland - Current Score: 246 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| There was panic in France this morning as the Channel Tunnel remains closed, cutting off the main French escape route to England. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Channel Tunnel - Tagged escape , tunnel , chicken shit french , surrender - Current Score: 110 - Added: 2 months ago
| A man goes in to a mental hospital and says to the receptionist, "is there anyone in room 30?" The receptionist goes and checks. She comes back and says, "no, sir, there's no one in there." The man replies, "ah, that's good, I must have escaped." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged mental , mental hospital , man , escape - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
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