Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| A man had been married to his wife for twenty years. As time had passed his sex life had naturally deteriorated but now it was starting to get him down. No longer could he make his wife orgasm. One day the man decided to do something about it so he went to see his doctor. The doctor suggested he add a little romance back into the relationship - a nice meal, candles, mood music and the like. The man was sceptical but that evening he gave it a shot. He really pulled out all the stops but when he came to the bedroom there was again no action from the wife. He went back to see the doctor the next day. The doctor was disappointed the trick hadn't worked but told the man not to worry. The doctor suggested he try again but this time get a young adonis like man to stand beside them and waft them with a towel. At first the man didn't like the sound of it but the doctor persuaded him to give it a go. He found a number for a male escort agency and arranged for their top man to come round that evening. All was going to plan but when they came down to business there was still no climaxing, no matter how much the young man waved the towel. Now as you can imagine this was starting to rile the man no end. He stormed back to the doctors. The doctor was obviously mortified that it hadn't worked so he suggested the man repeat the trick but perhaps this time he swaps roles with the escort. The man was at his wit's end so gave it one last try. That evening the man cooked his wife a fantastic meal. Shortly after they had finished the escort arrived and they headed up to the bedroom. The man took up his position with the towel while his wife and the escort got down to business. Sure enough, within minutes his wife was groaning and writhing with ecstasy. The man was clearly satisfied with his work, so he lent over and whispered in the escort's ear, "You see mate, that's how you wave a fucking towel!". |    |
Joke by smokey, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged escort , wife , husband , gigilo - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| It's just like the old days for Gary Glitter. A world tour, a police escort, being forced to sign his autograph the second he steps off the plane. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged good old days , world , tour , police , escort , autograph , plane - Current Score: 67 - Added: 3 months ago
| I lost my virginity to an Escort I ended up burning my dick on its exhaust pipe. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged car , car sex , car fucking , escort , sex , prostitue , play on words , dick - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Last night I went dogging in my old escort. She’s £50 an hour cheaper than the younger girls. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Dogging - Tagged escort , old , prostitue , banged out , cheaper - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to the band Boyz II Men? He thought it was an escort agency. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , paedophilia , paedophile , escort , band - Current Score: 0 - Added: 6 months ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 7 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.79% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel