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| I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype of all Essex girls being filthy sluts, but one time I raped a girl from Romford, and afterwards she gave me her phone number. |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , romford , rape phone number , filthy sluts - Current Score: 209 - Added: 2 months ago
| Only in Essex can a girl be both jailbait AND a M.I.L.F. | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged jailbait , milf , essex - Current Score: 204 - Added: 4 months ago
| An Essex girl is walking down the street with her left tit hanging out, a police car pulls up and says, "Miss, put your left breast back in your top or i will arrest you" The Essex girl looks down and says, "Oh fuck.....i've left the baby on the bus again". | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged tit , fuck , essex , girl , baby - Current Score: 188 - Added: 1 week ago
| An Essex Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher." | |
Joke by ag, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged essex , vibrator , fire extinguisher - Current Score: 129 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex? A bus shelter. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged essex - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An Essex guy and an Essex girl are making out in his car when the girl says, "Put your finger inside of me!" He is only too willing to oblige. "Put another finger inside of me!" So he does. "Put your whole hand inside of me!" she says, moaning in pleasure. "Now put both hands inside of me!" she screams. "Now clap!" she gasps. "I can't clap!" replied the guy. "Tight, aren't I?" she smiles. | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged essex , making out , car , finger , hand , clap , tight - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 year ago
| What is the difference between Essex Man and Essex Woman? Essex Woman has a higher sperm count. | |
Joke by Grave, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged sperm , essex - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What does an Essex girl say after her eleventh orgasm? "So, do you all play for the same team?" | |
Joke by omphalophlebitis, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , essex , football - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you know an Essex girl is having an orgasm? She drops her chips. | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged essex , essex girls , sex - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What does an Essex girl say after sex? "Thanks, lads." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged sex , essex , essex girl , essex girls , slut , slapper , slag , bitch , whore , lads - Current Score: 47 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
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