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I used to own a spider monkey. I fuckin loved that little bugger. He would go everywhere with me on his little lead. He wasn't expensive to keep, just one banana a day and he was perfectly happy.

Then one day the authorities decided to take him off me because of neglect. I appealed, but it was no good.

Some so called expert claimed that one banana a day was not a sufficient diet...

...and apparently the correct term was not "spider monkey" but "Ethiopian"..		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pally76, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , spider monkey , banana  - Current Score: 240 - Added: 1 week ago

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

You know she'll swallow!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by drnano, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged ethiopian , blow job , swallow  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait?

A barcode.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , portrait , barcode  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 9 months ago

Did you hear about the Ethiopian who was thrown into a crocodile pit?

They pulled him out after he ate four.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , starvation  - Current Score: 54 - Added: 10 months ago

What do you call an Ethiopian doing a shit?

A show off!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged racist , ethiopian , blacks , shit  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year ago

What's the cruellest thing to do to a one-armed Ethiopian hanging off a cliff?

Put a Mars Bar in his back pocket.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 8 months ago

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged food , ethiopian  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

How do you kill 1,000 flies at once?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face.
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Joke by sickijoki, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged racism , ethiopian , blacks  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

How do Ethiopians know when they are pregnant?

The tampon's half eaten.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr-Mx, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , pregnant , tampon , periods  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Have you heard about that new ethiopian TV show?

It's called "Meal or no Meal".		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Aidsisfun, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months ago

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