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| Ingredients 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Well shaped Legs 2 Loving Arms 2 Milk Containers 2 Nuts Fur Lined Mixing Bowl Firm Banana Method 1) Look into laughing eyes. 2) Spread well shaped legs slowly. 3) Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger. 4) Meanwhile ensure that loving arms are attached to firm banana. 5) Add firm banana to fur lined mixing bowl gently. Work in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to kneed milk containers. 6) As heat rises plunge banana deep into fur lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief and leave to soak (preferably not overnight). 7) The cake is cooked when banana is soft. If the banana doesn't soften repeat method or change mixing bowl. 8) If in unfamiliar kitchen be sure to wash utensils carefully. Note: Do not lick mixing bowl after banana softens. If cake rises leave town as soon as possible. |    |
Joke by jdw, in Sex and shit > Euphemisms - Tagged cooking , euphemism - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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