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| I find it shocking that 55% of Europeans are now saying that they avoid coming to Britain through concerns over knife crime, and that each reported knife attack puts off thousands of potential migrants to the UK. Furthermore fear of knife-brandishing homeowners and "no-go areas" is forcing more and more door to door salesmen to quit and find other jobs. And there I was thinking knife crime was a BAD thing. Silly me! |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged euro , europe , migrant , migrants , knife , murder , polish , crime , salesmen - Current Score: 93 - Added: 4 months ago
| The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged frankie boyle , scottish , euro , pound - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months ago
| An English guy sits in a bar on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg eyeing up a beautiful German bird. After a few beers he plucks up the courage to speak to her. "Do you speak English?" "Some" "How much?" "300 Euro." | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged euro , english , holiday , german - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months ago
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In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase "Spending a penny" is not to be used after 31st December 2008 As of this date, the correct terminology will be: "Euronating" | |
Joke by Zappa88, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged euro , eu , european union , europe - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
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