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| A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "Food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "Honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "Shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "Opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "Solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "Please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "The rest of the world" meant |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > The World - Tagged world , survey , un , africa , eastern , europe , western , china , middle , east , south , america , usa - Current Score: 366 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I find it shocking that 55% of Europeans are now saying that they avoid coming to Britain through concerns over knife crime, and that each reported knife attack puts off thousands of potential migrants to the UK. Furthermore fear of knife-brandishing homeowners and "no-go areas" is forcing more and more door to door salesmen to quit and find other jobs. And there I was thinking knife crime was a BAD thing. Silly me! | |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged euro , europe , migrant , migrants , knife , murder , polish , crime , salesmen - Current Score: 93 - Added: 4 months ago
| If war was to break out in Europe, this time I think the loser should be made to keep France. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged france , war , loser , europe - Current Score: 90 - Added: 3 months ago
| Kate Mc'Cann has just secured the job as the new England coach on the basis that she's only lost one in Europe! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged kate mccann , england , europe - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year ago
| Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest. After 56, she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged exotic , africa , america , europe , australia , asia - Current Score: 60 - Added: 10 months ago
| Apparantly Liverpool has been named " European Capital of Culture. " Who decided that? Bloody Hell, if they are able to find evidence of culture in Liverpool, they should lend their talents to the search for Maddie! | |
Joke by bizlop, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged liverpool , capital of culture , maddie , europe - Current Score: 58 - Added: 7 months ago
| With the luck Rangers are having in europe this season, they will end up coming back from Portugal with Madeleine McCann! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged football , europe , madeleine , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 35 - Added: 7 months ago
| Apparently over half of Europe's amphibians face extinction by 2050. Is someone finally going to nuke France, then? | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , frogs , europe - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Why do North African countries traditionally struggle at The Olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, row and swim are in Europe. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > North African - Tagged olympics , north africa , arab , muslim , morocco , algeria , tunisia , europe - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 week ago
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In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase "Spending a penny" is not to be used after 31st December 2008 As of this date, the correct terminology will be: "Euronating" | |
Joke by Zappa88, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged euro , eu , european union , europe - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
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