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| Sad news reports are coming in that a whale, stranded on an English sandbank today, had to be put down despite a massive rescue attempt. Still, they were pretty fucking daft to try to pick it up in the first place. |    |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Thames Whale - Tagged bbc news , stranded whale , whale , put down , kill , euthanasia , england - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months ago
| My gran always said when she died she wanted to go peacefully in her sleep. Pity she woke up while I was pressing the pillow down on her face. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Euthanasia - Tagged euthanasia , gran - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia. I said they all look the same to me. | |
Joke by def-con-one, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged euthanasia - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
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