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| A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even." |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > related - Tagged aussie , kiwi , even - Current Score: 218 - Added: 11 months ago
| Good king Wenseslas called his local pizza parlour. "Would you like your usual sir" "Oh yes" he replied, "deep pan,crisp and even. | |
Joke by nig austin, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged wenseslas , pizza , even - Current Score: 12 - Added: 11 months ago
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