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| After sponging off society all his life, sending in sick notes as often as possible, never doing a full weeks work, and basically being a lazy useless scrounger, it was inevitable that Louis Saha would end up signing for a Liverpool club. |    |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged liverpool , everton - Current Score: 84 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Everton boss David Moyes was being interviewed about how the rebuilding of his team was progressing. "How far do you think you are from a European Cup-winning team?" asked one reporter. "About half a mile", replied Moyes. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged everton , liverpool , football - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 month ago
| Why do Liverpool goalkeepers never catch the ball? It's Scouse tradition never to touch something for long enough to leave fingerprints. | |
Joke by Hobbit Fucker, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouser , liverpool , football , goalie , goalkeeper , criminal , dole sponger , dss , giro , thieving git , shell suit , our barry , our garry , our terry , cilla black , jimmy tarbuck , john , paul , george , ringo , everton , liverbirds , ferry cross the mersey , gerry and the pacemakers , robin - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year ago
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