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| I still think about my ex quite a lot... It's really hard to push the lawnmower over the 'bump'. |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Ex - Tagged ex , murder - Current Score: 138 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| You can say what you like about my ex-wife, but she was a good housekeeper. She's been married and divorced four times and managed to keep the house every time. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Ex - Tagged housekeeper , ex , wife , divorced , married , two , ronnies - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 month ago
| I haven't seen my ex in years. That's got to be credit to witness protection. | |
Joke by crafty, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged rape , years , ex , witness protection - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| I was sat in my front lounge last night when my ex drove past and threw a can of paint through my window. I hate it when women get emulsional. | |
Joke by Fles, in Jokes with no home > Ex - Tagged ex , paint , emotional - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A cheating wife is having sex with her lover when the phone rings. She picks it up, listens for a couple of minutes, puts it down and says, "that was my husband." Worried, her lover starts to put his clothes on. "Calm down," she says, "we've got plenty of time. He's playing cards with you and the rest of his mates." | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged adultery , cheating , cheat , sex , girl , lover , ex , boyfriend , husband - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| My girlfriend just said, "you remind me of my ex". I said, "Why's that then?" She said, "you're dumped as well" | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Dumped - Tagged dumped , girlfriend , ex - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| I had no idea my ex-girlfriend thought I was so well hung! I've just received a certificate in the post that says, "biggest prick in England". | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , penis size , girlfriend , ex , certificate - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago
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