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| There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. To be shot 2. To be hung 3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.". Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!" |    |
Joke by billyb8, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged execution , irish aids - Current Score: 160 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I see the Chinese have taken Gold in the pistol shooting. The target was kneeling, blindfolded and facing in the other direction. | |
Joke by minuteman, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged olympics , china , pistol shooting , execution , human rights - Current Score: 153 - Added: 3 months ago
| It's great to see the Chinese setting records in something other than the number of people executed. | |
Joke by tw2361, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged china , execution - Current Score: 101 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two guys are sentenced to death. They get up on the scaffold, the priest does the last rites, the prison governor does his little speech. Then he turns to the two guys and says, "You can have one last request each, what will it be?". The first guy says, "Well I love James Blunt; could I hear that lovely song, 'You're Beautiful' one last time?". "No problem," says the governor. "What about you?" he asks the other prisoner. "Can I go first?" | |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > James Blunt - Tagged james blunt , execution - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Shocking news reports are coming from the disputed border region between India and Pakistan. Indian Hindu fighters are capturing Pakistani Muslims and burying them up to their necks in sand. Western governements have been highly critical of these methods, but have agreed to an aid package , and have promiced an extra foot of sand per prisoner. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , pakistanis , muslim , islam , aid , sand , execution , india , prisoners of war , pakistan - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months ago
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