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| If your woman puts on weight over the christmas period suggest some exercise.Get her to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. In a week the fat bitch should be 42 miles away!!! |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged woman , weight , christmas , exercise , fat , bitch - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My doctor has encouraged me to work some light exercise into my daily routine. So from now on, I'm only going to rape joggers. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , joggers , exercise - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months ago
| I've been on this exercise course for a while now. They make us do this hip flexibility thing where you 'spell' your telephone number out by moving your hips around. I didn't want to look like a retard so I did a '1' and stopped. The leader asked me what the hell I was doing. I said, "Speed dial." | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Exercise - Tagged speed , dial , exercise , telephone , number , flexibility - Current Score: 21 - Added: 8 months ago
| The ghost of Bernard Manning was reported to have been haunting his old Manchester home. However, his spirit fled in terror when they threatened to exorcise him. His last ghostly words were "Fucking Hell, no bugger is putting me on a treadmill." | |
Joke by erniehill, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged ghost , exorcise , bernard manning , exercise , pun , fat , manchester - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months ago
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