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| I was chatting to an old girlfriend on Facebook last night. We went on about all the good times we had and the unusual places we had shagged. She suggested we meet up and try and rekindle some of that joy. I explained that I was slightly older, greyer and a bit thicker round the waist than I used to be. She teased me a bit and said that was only expected after all these years. She said that she had even put on a few pounds herself. So I told the fat bitch to fuck off! |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Facebook - Tagged facebook , shagging , exgirlfriend - Current Score: 68 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I went out for dinner with my ex-girlfriend last night. It was great to go out and not have to make an effort to impress a woman. She already knows I'm a cunt. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Ex - Tagged exgirlfriend , dinner - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 week ago
| So, one time myself and an ex-girlfriend were shagging, when I "accidentally" slipped it up her arse. She was pretty upset about it, so I thought I'd make it up to her for taking her out for a nice spicy vindaloo. To tell the truth, that actually ended up making things worse. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged arse rape , vindaloo , exgirlfriend , and it burns burns burns the ring of fire , doctor doctor my anus is prolapsing - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months ago
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