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| An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed this time!" Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, "No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief cannibal standing in front of you". So the explorer picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the chief unconscious. As he stands over the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of cannibals with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God's voice booms out again and says, "OK.....Now You're screwed". |    |
Joke by Hercules Poirot, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged explorer , cannibals , god , atheist - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I shit myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'" | |
Joke by gonad, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged old , explorer , tiger , only fools and horses - Current Score: 19 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
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