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The fund raising concert for abused children being held in Haringey tonight is being fronted by the Black Eyed Peas.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hornet, in Celebrity and news events > Baby P - Tagged inappropriate , black , eyed , peas  - Current Score: 241 - Added: 3 days ago

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged misogyny , domestic violence , women , domestic , violence , black , eyed , eye , eyes , black eye , black eyes , bitch , told , punched , hit , punch  - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

West Midlands Police are on the look out for a cross-eyed burglar.

They have stated, "If you see him peering in your front window, please warn the people next door."
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Burglar - Tagged cross , eyed , burglar , warn , next , door , maybe two ronnies  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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