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| My wife can be a right hurtful bastard sometimes. Yesterday she gave birth to a baby boy and we were both looking at him in his cot. So I turned to the wife, with a cheeky grin on my face, and said, "he's quite big down there, isn't he?" She said, "yeah, but at least he's got your eyes." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged wife , baby , grin , eyes , cot - Current Score: 153 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils. | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Eyes - Tagged pupils , controlling , teachers , cross , eyes - Current Score: 122 - Added: 2 months ago
| What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged misogyny , domestic violence , women , domestic , violence , black , eyed , eye , eyes , black eye , black eyes , bitch , told , punched , hit , punch - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's red and silver, and walks into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , fork , eyes , walls , red , silver - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| "Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes." | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > Real Quotes - Tagged jimmy carr , acid , eyes - Current Score: 83 - Added: 10 months ago
| Chat-up line of the day: You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I'd really like to rip one out and skullfuck you. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Chocolate - Tagged chat-up line , skullfuck , eyes , beautfiul eyes - Current Score: 81 - Added: 5 months ago
| Some people say; 'You can't even begin to imagine what it's like to be blind.' I couldn't help thinking, try closing your eyes! | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind , eyes , close - Current Score: 54 - Added: 3 months ago
| Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? Apparently they make you look hard. | |
Joke by Randall, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged viagra , eyes , look , hard - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Scientists in Sweden have announced that they have found the longest hair on the human body, it runs from your arse to your eyelash. Oh come on! It doesn't take a bloody scientist to figure that out, everyone knows that if you pull a hair out of your arse, it makes your fuckin' eyes water. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Science - Tagged arse , hair , lash , scientists , sweden , eyes , water - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 month ago
| How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged really , ugly , leg , eyes , close , dogs - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months ago
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