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What do Tiger Woods and Lewis Hamiliton have in common?

They had the same nickname in school. Nigger!
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Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tiger , tiger woods , f1 , hamilton , lewis  - Current Score: 208 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What do Felipe Massa and Jean Charles De Menezes have in common?
Both are Brazilian and got fucked by a Glock.
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Joke by jadehascancerohgoody, in Celebrity and news events > Jean Charles De Menezes - Tagged f1 , lewis hamilton , half cast pain in the arse , fixed race , poor brazillian cunts  - Current Score: 194 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Ferrari's Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as their pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill at removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the fucker to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed & some pictures of David Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the arse.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scousers , formula 1 , sport , liverpool , ferrari , f1 , car , car thieves , f1 mclaren  - Current Score: 170 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Lewis Hamilton really is a splendid role model for all British black people. Follow his example… and fuck off to Switzerland and live there.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Chalky, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged black , f1  - Current Score: 142 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I was surprised to see the racist abuse of Lewis Hamilton by Spanish F1 fans at the Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona.

You wouldn't think the Spanish would be racist, what with them being foreign themselves.
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Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Spanish - Tagged f1 , racism , spanish , lewis hamilton  - Current Score: 92 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago

Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just a pair of mole grips each. Whereas Ferrari's exisiting crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech equipment. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management.

As most modern day F1 races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team!

Ferrari, however, got more than they bargained for today in the Scouse Crews first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at David Coulthard's bird in the shower!

BINDUN
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Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Formula 1 - Tagged f1 , scousers , liverpool , ferrari , coulthard , pits , pitstop  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 7 months ago

What have fizzy drink manufacturers and Lewis Hamilton got in common?

They both bottle it under pressure.
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Joke by gammy, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged fizzy , drink , f1 , lewis , hamilton , no nottle  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month ago

I know Lewis Hamilton is a rookie driver but...not knowing what a red light means?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged lewis hamilton , red , light , f1 , formula 1  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago

Is it true that most americans think Barack Obama has just become the Formula 1 world champion?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by zip, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged obama , f1  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Man,that Barack Obama is really pulling out all the stop to win this election.

He only went and won the F1 championship,and for that he gets my vote.
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Joke by purespasticated, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , lewis hamilton , lookalikes , f1 , president , black cunt  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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