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| **THIS ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU DOUBLE CLICK THE SICK VOTE ON THE 'HOTTEST TODAY' LIST** After the BBC highlighted the scandal of Facebook's lax security where anyone can gain access to your personal details, I've found one in Sickipedia. If you double-click the SICK VOTE button on this joke, it'll take you to the member list, passwords and other secret data..........try it **THIS ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU DOUBLE CLICK THE SICK VOTE ON THE 'HOTTEST TODAY' LIST** |    |
Joke by smegs, in Celebrity and news events > Facebook - Tagged facebook , scam , identity theft - Current Score: 476 - Added: 6 months ago
| Barry George, the guy just acquited of Jill Dando's murder, has vowed to never stalk women again after eight years in prison. Don't be too hard on yourself, Barry, since you went in they've invented Facebook and we're all fucking at it now. | |
Joke by leemperez, in Celebrity and news events > Jill Dando - Tagged barry george , jill dando , facebook - Current Score: 228 - Added: 3 months ago
| Schoolgirls are claiming that, during the summer holidays, they are bombarded with a large number of sexually explicit (and somewhat desperate) messages on sites such as Facebook. Don't worry girls, it will all calm down in September - when the teachers go back to work. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged teacher , facebook , summer holiday , paedo , school - Current Score: 189 - Added: 3 months ago
| facebook.cn, the Chinese version of Facebook, was launched earlier today. Within hours, it had 12 million pages, but unfortunately, they're all the same. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged china , facebook , cn , same , face , moob - Current Score: 123 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was chatting to an old girlfriend on Facebook last night. We went on about all the good times we had and the unusual places we had shagged. She suggested we meet up and try and rekindle some of that joy. I explained that I was slightly older, greyer and a bit thicker round the waist than I used to be. She teased me a bit and said that was only expected after all these years. She said that she had even put on a few pounds herself. So I told the fat bitch to fuck off! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Facebook - Tagged facebook , shagging , exgirlfriend - Current Score: 68 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| Simon Weston has launched a new social networking site for burns victims, it's called Facecook. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged facebook , burn , social , network , weston - Current Score: 49 - Added: 3 months ago
| One thing I don't like about Facebook is that they broadcast to the whole world every subtle change you make to your profile. Normally this is no big deal until your friends start reading too much into certain news feeds like... "Ryan has left the group 'I have never had sex with a goat'" | |
Joke by Kronikle, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged facebook , goat , sex , internet - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The facebook groups they tried to ban: 1-"Barack Obama Is Actually Half-White, You Know" 2-"Is It Just Me, Or Is that Miley Cyrus chick fucking asking for it?" 3-"Courtney Love Wouldn't Be Half As Famous, If She Hadnt Murdered Her Husband" 4-"Taking Ecstasy Makes Watching Child Porn Feel So Less Guity" 5-"Lets List All The People Manuel's Granddaughter HASNT Slept With, It'd Probably Be Quicker" 6-"I Fuck Your Wife, While You Watch. Interested?" 7-"Paedophile Dating Made Easier" 8-"Are'nt We Being A Bit Harsh On Ian Huntley?" 9-"Sometimes No Can Mean Yes. Especially If She's Too Drunk To Make An Informed Choice" 10-"I Hate It When Celebs Adopt African Babies, Because It Denies Me The Pleasure Of Seeing Them Die On Oxfam Adverts" 11-"I Would Definitely Fuck Amy Winehouse, If Only She Weren't A Fucking Jew" 12-"Muslims For The Castration Of Gays, To Stop Them Breeding" 13-"Share Your Erotic Madeline McCann Fiction Here!" 14-"Say What You Want About Fred West, But He Knew How to Control His Kids" 15-"Josef Fritzl, Adolf Hitler- Those Austrians Love A Fucking Bunker, Dont They? 16-"Olympic Gymnastics Is Soft Porn For Child Molestors" 17-"I Dont Trust The White People Who Work In KFC To Cook My Chicken" 18-"If A Man Refuses To Be My Boyfriend After A One Night Stand, I Just Report Him For Rape" | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Jokes with no home > Facebook - Tagged jokes , tags , facebook - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| Did you hear about the priest with a lisp? He tried logging on to Faithbook | |
Joke by johanelmander, in Illness and mortality > Lisp - Tagged lisp , priest , facebook - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
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