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| Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , strip , stripping , strippers , stripper , nudity , facial , naked , club , strip club - Current Score: 108 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| So, Baby P's mother once smeared dark chocolate over his face to hide the bruises. Shit. Hope my social worker doesn't start wondering why my daughter always has vanilla ice-cream all over her face. Because she's fucking ugly like you , you sick cunt!!! | |
Joke by killwhitey, in Celebrity and news events > Baby P - Tagged ice cream , blow job , facial , cum - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 days ago
| You should never trust what you see in pornos. It turns out girls don't actually like it when you pull your cock out of their mouth at the last minute and spunk all over their face. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged facial , porn - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago
| I got sacked from my job at the beauty salon earlier. I don't understand: all I did was give her a 'facial'... | |
Joke by cindii, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged facial , jizz - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month ago
| Oil of Olay do a 'daily facial balancing milk' for £7.99 a tube. For anybody reading this who wants one, I'll do you a daily facial for a quid, buy one get one free. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Olay - Tagged facial , oil of olay , bogof - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 week ago
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