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| I quit my job last week at the helium factory. I just didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice. |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged factory , helium , job , quit - Current Score: 105 - Added: 4 months ago
| Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called ''Chocolate and the Charlie Factory.'' | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cocaine , black , charlie , garage , factory , film , racist , coke - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's worse then a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , factory , ian pearce - Current Score: 33 - Added: 9 months ago
| One of my colleagues left the S&M factory last week to retire. We had a whip around before she went. | |
Joke by waspstink, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged sampm , sampm , sado , sadist , whip , porn , sex , sex , retirement , job , factory , colleague , horny , fuck , cunt , rape , pedo - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
| Just been on the news a coach driver carrying 60 spastics has been kicked to death. Apparently his sat nav took him past a magnet factory. | |
Joke by ben dover, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spastics , magnet , factory , coach driver - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months ago
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