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| Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "My Lord," he said, picking it up: "You're the saddest, most forlorn-looking frog I've ever seen. I only wish you could speak, so that you might tell me your troubles." The frog replied, "Actually, I can. You see, I was once a choirboy in this very parish. One day I offended a passing Gypsy, and she put a curse on me that turned me into a talking frog." "Incredible!" said Father O'Malley. "Is there anything I might do to help you?" "Actually yes, there is. The Gypsy said that if I can find somebody to take me home and let me sleep in their bed, the curse will be lifted and I'll be back to normal." "Well," said Father O'Malley, "the good Lord teaches us to be charitable. I think I can manage that." So Father O'Malley picked up the little frog and put it in his pocket. That night he placed it gently on the pillow beside him and drifted off into a long, dreamy sleep. When he awoke the next morning, the frog had turned back into a choirboy, just as it had said it would. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence... |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged priest , paedo , religion , nonce , sex , frogs , faggot , homo , queer , bummer , yeahimtalkingtoyouasshole - Current Score: 535 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's brown and sticky? Elton John's wedding ring. | |
Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton john , poof , gay , faggot , shit music - Current Score: 185 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| What does YMCA stand for? You Might Catch Aids. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged ymca , aids , homo , queer , faggot , village people , retroviruses are really really really funny - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| A big, bald, tattooed Neo Nazi type storms into the pub and stands at the bar. "Right, listen up, fuckers! Every bloke to my left is a cunt! And every bloke to my right is a faggot! Any bastard got a problem with that?" All the men in the pub fearfully stare into their pints, but one man, a short, balding nerd with glasses and a briefcase stands up. "Oh, you want your head kicked in then, shorty?" "No, it's nothing like that. I just appear to be on the wrong side of the room." | |
Joke by ryjoco, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged pub , faggot , cunt , nazi - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| What do you call a Chinese homo? Bum Sum Yungai. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , homo , queer , chinky , faggot , flied lice etc - Current Score: 13 - Added: 7 months ago
| I've got a summons because I put a fag out in the street. I was unaware I had to give my tenants 3 months notice | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged faggot , fag , summons , street - Current Score: 13 - Added: 10 months ago
| What's the difference between cigar cutters and friendship bracelets? Cigar cutters are for cigars. Friendship bracelets are for fags. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged faggot , queer , aspirin - Current Score: 12 - Added: 7 months ago
| You've heard the tale of Robin Hood, And how he did poor people good, but there's more to this old story, than Sherwood Forest's Pride and Glory. At night when all the robbing was done, the merry men would have some fun, in fact it would be fair to say, The Merry men were rather gay. As Little John starts to unwind, Robin takes him from behind. As they frolic in the grass, Robin rams it up his ass. One night when they were all at play, a pretty maiden came their way, she sauntered up to Friar Tuck, and said, "I'm Marion, wanna fuck?" Tuck could not believe his ears, "She wants a shag off us old queers!" When he recovered from his shock, Robin whipped out his fat cock. Marion's clothes were off in a flash, The merry men all had her gash, They satisfied her every whim, and shot their man-fat up her quim. When all was done she spoke a rhyme, "Thank you boys for the lovely time, But for your pleasure you must pay, I've got herpes; have a nice day." "Now listen here," said Friar Tuck, "We really couldn't give a fuck, we've all got AIDS, so who's fucked now, Have a nice day, you stupid cow." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged robin hood , aids , herpes , orgy , vd , queer , homo , fuck , faggot - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
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