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I love going gay clubbing!

My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bigdandestroyer, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged gay , club , clubbing , fags , homos  - Current Score: 342 - Added: 6 months ago

Paddy asks Murphy if he wants any fags when he goes on his holidays. Murphy says "Yeah, cheers mate get me 200 Bensons."
Two weeks later Paddy comes home, sees Murphy in the pub and says, "I got your fags, you owe me sixty-eight quid."
"For fuck's sake," said Murphy, "where did you go on holiday?"
Paddy says, "Butlins."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Nimrod, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , fags , butlins , paddy  - Current Score: 114 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays?

He puts his fags out in the pool.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by h3ll0, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged michael , barrymore , michael barrymore , fags , pool , dead  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Saw an American holding a sign the other day saying:

"DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS"

Now I know we have a smoking ban over here in Britain, but they're taking it too far.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mistabrightside, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fags , smoking ban , usa , america  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago

Images of dead and rotting corpses will soon be added to cigarette packets leaving many people unhappy.

I however am all for it, cigarettes AND something to wank over!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by serialkiller, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged fags , wank , dead  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 days ago

My local Asian shopkeeper is great.
We often do each other small favours.
He gives me the odd four pack of lager or a pack of fags for free.
And in return I don't petrol bomb his shop.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged shopkeeper , favour , lager , fags , petrol , bomb  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 week ago

I stopped a bloke from killing himself once...

I stole all his fags.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , suicide , fags , cigarettes  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 days ago

Researchers say that a circumsized man is 50% less likely to contract AIDS than an un-circumsized man.

Of course, not sleeping with crackwhores and fags also helps.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Illness and mortality > AIDS - Tagged circumsized , aids , crackwhores , fags  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago

Can`t sell cigaretts to kids in ireland anymore,
but selling kids to fags is ok,
If you reading this Father Murphy, you owe me for my sons last visit.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by balooba, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish. peedo priest , fags , son , male order  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago

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