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| A lad is in a bus station, and goes into the toilets to piss. When he walks in he sees a Leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen. As he pees, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member of the tiny man dressed in green. The Leprechaun zips up and the lad asks him if he is indeed a real Leprechaun. The little man says, "Aye me boy, I'm a Leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes." "Really?!" comes the reply, "What do I need to do?!" "Well, havin' such a large cock makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin' and all... I'll grant you your three wishes if you wouldn't mind suckin' me dick until I come." The lad is a bit taken aback, but agrees, because he knows he can wish for anything he wants later. The Leprechaun smiles away until he comes down the lad's throat. The lad says, "Hey, what about my three wishes?" The Leprechaun asks, "How old are you me boy?" "18," he says. "Aren't you a bit too old to still be believin' in Leprechauns?!" |    |
Joke by Sticky, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged old people , fairy , banker , women - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I saw on VH1 today that Wham's 'Last Christmas' was kept off the top of the charts in 1984 by Band Aid's 'Do They Know It's Christmas'. Must be the only time George Michael has ever been disappointed about getting into the number two slot... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > George Michael - Tagged george michael , xmas , fairy , etc - Current Score: 30 - Added: 9 months ago
| What do you find in a pixie's condom? Fairy Liquid. | |
Joke by mczomb, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fairy , condom , cum , pixie - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
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