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| I've realised I am not very good in bed. Today I had to fake an orgasm when I had a wank. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged fake , orgasm , wank - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why do women fake orgasms? They think men give a damn. | |
Joke by Dubs, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , fake , men , women - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 week ago
| With Britain being flooded with fake £1 coins my mate Paddy decided to go in to production of 10p pieces, on looking at them I said, "You know Paddy these are really quite convincing,how do you get them to look so real?" He let me in on his secret, "I take the big shiny ones with the flat sides and file them until they are round." | |
Joke by Mr D P Gumby, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged fake , irish , money , paddy - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| I always practice safe sex. I've got fake ID. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged safe sex , fake , id - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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