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| A man goes into a pub and points at a beer tap. "Do you want a pint?" asks the barman. The man nods and the barman notices that he has a huge scar across his throat. "Where did you get that?" asks the barman. The man manages to croak, "Falklands". "Blimey," says the barman. "Well,have this one on the house,mate. You boys did a great job over there." The man croaks, "Muchas gracias." |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged falklands , argentine , war - Current Score: 102 - Added: 9 months ago
| Two men approaching each other on the path. Both are dragging their right foot, as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly points at his foot and says, "Falklands, '82". The other points behind and says, "Dog shit, twenty feet back." | |
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged falklands , men , dog shit - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago
| Simon Weston has just released his first cook book. It's called "How to cook your own chops in 15 minutes". | |
Joke by metro88, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged simon , weston , chops , cook , falklands - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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