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| I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!" "That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?" "He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!" "That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn't your day." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , cliff , paedo , fall , boy , cry , crying - Current Score: 694 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great watching one fall down a flight of stairs. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , chavs , slinky , slinkies , stairs , fall , falls , falling - Current Score: 678 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| In the UK we say "Autumn", but in America they call it "Fall". And for good reason. It's the time of year aircraft drop from the sky. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged fall , autumn - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
| What is the ultimate rejection? While you're wanking your hand falls asleep. | |
Joke by skyleris, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged wanking , masturbation , skyleris , asleep , hand , fall - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| Who left Level 42 to join New Kids On The Block. Eric Claptons son. | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Celebrity and news events > Eric Clapton - Tagged eric clapton , plunge , fall , son , new kids - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I tripped going up an escalater the other day. I was falling down the stairs for a fucking hour and a half! | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Jokes with no home > Unknown - Tagged trip , fall , cunt , fuck , escalater - Current Score: 2 - Added: 20 hours ago
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