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| I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , police , sex , nervous , famous , rapist - Current Score: 291 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| Have you noticed that when a famous actor dies, all their best movies get shown on the television? I hope Clint Eastwood dies next. I think he's brilliant! | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Illness and mortality > Famous deaths - Tagged death , clint eastwood , famous , viz - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 month ago
| What do Jesus and Nicole Ritchie have in common? They're both only famous because of their dads. | |
Joke by fleabug, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , nicole ritchie , god , famous , jesus is not real - Current Score: 109 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Ron and Terry were chatting about football in the pub after work. "Are you going to the Arsenal v Spurs match on Saturday?" asked Ron. "No," replied Terry. "My wife won't let me." "It's easy to get out of that," said Ron. "About an hour before the game, what you do is pick her up, take her to the bedroom, rip off her clothes and make mad, passionate love to her. Then she'll let you do anything you want." "OK, I'll try that," said Terry. The following Monday, the two men meet up again in the pub. "How come you didn't make it to the game," asked Ron. "Well," said Terry, "I'll tell you what happened. About an hour before kick-off, I did as you said. I picked her up, took her to the bedroom and ripped off her clothes. And then I thought, Spurs haven't been playing that well recently." | |
Joke by Sexyboi, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged famous , wives , football , sports - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver at the bus station this morning. Turns out it was just a dead horse. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Celebrity - Tagged sigourney weaver , dead , horse , actress , famous , celebrity - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
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