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| Breaking News... The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , olympic , flame , torch , fanny , paris hilton - Current Score: 406 - Added: 5 months ago
| A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged skunk , fanny , cunt , vagina , husband , wife , discharge - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The other night my girlfriend asked me to try and explain to her how much I loved her. After obviously spending too much time on Sickipedia that day, I declared that I loved her 'like a paedophile loves children'. She hasn't shaved her fanny since. | |
Joke by danshand, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged fanny , paedophile , girlfriend , sickipedia - Current Score: 132 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A primary school teacher spots that James, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "James, why is your cat at school today?" James, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy 'when the kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your pussy'!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged minge , fanny , pussy , cunt , postman , teacher - Current Score: 106 - Added: 10 months ago
| Sing a song of syphilis, A fanny full of crabs, Four and twenty ulcers, and twice as many scabs When the scabs are opened, The cunt begins to sing, "What a fuckin' dirty place to put your penis in!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged syphillis , crabs , scabs , ulcers , penis , fanny , cunt - Current Score: 93 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| An Irishman is walking down the street one night when a hooker approaches him. "Hey," she says "d'ya fancy a bit of this?" She lifts up her skirt to reveal crotchless knickers and her fanny. "Fuck that!" says the paddy. "Have you seen what its done to your knickers?" | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irishman , paddy , hooker , prostitute , fanny , cunt , knickers , o - Current Score: 75 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| An old hooker in a taxi that can't pay fare, lifts her skirt and shows her fanny and says "Can I pay you with this?" Taxi driver says "You got anything smaller.." | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged fanny , taxi , o - Current Score: 63 - Added: 9 months ago
| The best engine in the world is the fanny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger & every 4 weeks does its own oil change. Its just a pity the management system is so fuckin temperamental. | |
Joke by Queslett50, in Sex and shit > Cunt - Tagged fanny , engine , temperamental , lubricating - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The mans prayer... Lord before I lay down to sleep today, I pray for a woman who's partially gay, One who's pretty, sexy and bright, One whose fanny is small and tight, Oh send me a woman who goes like a train, Who swallows your load and wants it again! And as she prays with this in mind, She'd ask me to take her from behind! And when I am done I climb off and thank her, Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker! Amen | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , wank , sex , fanny , dream - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| i once knew this bloke before he died, and i don't think this bloke ever lied, cos he had a wife with a fanny so wide, that she was never fuckin' satisfied, so he made her a prick out of shining steel, two brass and a fucking great wheel, the brass balls he filled em' with cream, ant the whole fuckin issue was driven by steam, round and round went the fucking great wheel, in and out went the prick of steel, untill she cried "enough, i'm fuckin' satisfied", but now we come to the horrible bit, there was no way of stopping it, her arsehole to her fanny was split, and the whole fuckin' issue was covered in shit | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged bloke , wife , steel , prick , steam , shit , brass , cream , fanny - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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