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| Breaking News... The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , olympic , flame , torch , fanny , paris hilton - Current Score: 434 - Added: 7 months ago
| A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged skunk , fanny , cunt , vagina , husband , wife , discharge - Current Score: 228 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The other night my girlfriend asked me to try and explain to her how much I loved her. After obviously spending too much time on Sickipedia that day, I declared that I loved her 'like a paedophile loves children'. She hasn't shaved her fanny since. | |
Joke by danshand, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged fanny , paedophile , girlfriend , sickipedia - Current Score: 156 - Added: 3 months ago
| My mother's a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list. She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet. But she wasn't fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories." | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Mother - Tagged mother , birthday , shopping , guitar , fanny , book , french - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 month ago
| A primary school teacher spots that James, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "James, why is your cat at school today?" James, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy 'when the kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your pussy'!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged minge , fanny , pussy , cunt , postman , teacher - Current Score: 129 - Added: 1 year ago
| Sing a song of syphilis, A fanny full of crabs, Four and twenty ulcers, and twice as many scabs When the scabs are opened, The cunt begins to sing, "What a fuckin' dirty place to put your penis in!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged syphillis , crabs , scabs , ulcers , penis , fanny , cunt - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| An Irishman is walking down the street one night when a hooker approaches him. "Hey," she says "d'ya fancy a bit of this?" She lifts up her skirt to reveal crotchless knickers and her fanny. "Fuck that!" says the paddy. "Have you seen what its done to your knickers?" | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irishman , paddy , hooker , prostitute , fanny , cunt , knickers - Current Score: 78 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| What did the dwarf get when he ran through a woman's legs? A clit round the ear and a flap across the face! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged dwarf , fanny , clit , flaps - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The mans prayer... Lord before I lay down to sleep today, I pray for a woman who's partially gay, One who's pretty, sexy and bright, One whose fanny is small and tight, Oh send me a woman who goes like a train, Who swallows your load and wants it again! And as she prays with this in mind, She'd ask me to take her from behind! And when I am done I climb off and thank her, Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker! Amen | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , wank , sex , fanny , dream - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An old hooker in a taxi that can't pay fare, lifts her skirt and shows her fanny and says "Can I pay you with this?" Taxi driver says "You got anything smaller.." | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged fanny , taxi - Current Score: 64 - Added: 11 months ago
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